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饭桌闲话

 
在店堂里等候的时候随手翻看着旁边一本Bellevue City College的暑期课程简介,看到D子目下居然还有一门叫做Dating的课程,便大笑语同行之K君曰(我们用英语聊的,下面仅用中文选译少许):这个Dating也能教啊?
 
K君说你这个就不懂了,Dating的学问博大精深,有7总规,23大项,64小项,36戒,12秘诀,可谓包罗万象不可胜道也。
 
我再翻翻前面的详介,转头和K君说,这课程才收39块钱。
 
K君曰:唉,也不奇怪,这年头,感情本就不值钱,哪有功夫学那劳什子的长篇大论,速成的东西搞点,就可以了。
 
我说你这让我想起一个“谦卑学习班”的故事,说是一群名人为了学习谦卑去报名上了一个学习班,结果被授课的人在茅草屋里关了一个星期整天吃咸菜稀饭,末了上课的老师就在黑板上写了4个大字(You are an asshole)就完了。(这事儿王小波先生的书里也有记述)
 
K说其实大部分人都知道自己才智平庸,可自己又不方便承认。却有一天要花了钱请了人来告诉自己you are an asshole才终于作恍然大悟状说对啊我本就是凡人一个全靠您老指点现在我可以安安心心地过我普通人的生活了,仿佛那样就是被点悟了便是上了一个层次。
 
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为人贵在能不羡渊鱼有结网之志,且能脚踏实地有自知之明。
 

16 responses to “饭桌闲话

  1. Annie June 1, 2007 at 2:47 am

    受教了。。。。。。

  2. Mira June 1, 2007 at 3:32 am

    Very good~

  3. miaomiao June 1, 2007 at 3:33 am

     
    楼下的mm竟然睡得跟我一样迟!

  4. 蚊子 June 1, 2007 at 5:21 am

    嘿~俺们summer怎么没这个课啊~

  5. Ting June 1, 2007 at 7:07 am

    @YuanYuan: hehe, I think u don\’t need the training course for this
    BTW:
    @Mira: It\’s really amazing to meet u again in this space, my previous colleague ^^
              How r u? this is Monica, still remeber? ^^
              It proves the Theory—The Earth is round… wish u all the best ^^

  6. Ting June 1, 2007 at 7:07 am

    @YuanYuan: hehe, I think u don\’t need the training course for this
    BTW:
    @Mira: It\’s really amazing to meet u again in this space, my previous colleague ^^
              How r u? this is Monica, still remeber? ^^
              It proves the Theory—The Earth is round… wish u all the best ^^

  7. Joanna June 1, 2007 at 12:36 pm

    没上过那种Training, 但却很担心如果人们用套用的招式谈恋爱,会不会失去那种最原始的美好感觉呢?
    有些人就喜欢木讷的啊,如果被教得油嘴滑舌的,反倒费力不讨好,呵呵。
     

  8. 金土地 June 2, 2007 at 1:31 am

    知道自己是个小人物了,谢谢

  9. Mira June 3, 2007 at 1:58 am

    @Ting: Monica~~~~~~ still in eBay Inc.? Ohhh, this is a great space that you are lucky to find here!🙂
               BTW: I\’ll take that training if I have chance. Seems like so much fun in it!

  10. Ting June 3, 2007 at 6:20 pm

    @Mira: Yes, unfortunately, I\’m still there ^^, heyhey, really nice to meet u again, talk with u more on MSN if get a chance

  11. Demon June 3, 2007 at 11:54 pm

     
    @ Annie: 哪部分?
     
    @ Mira: 世界很小的哇, : )
     
    @ miaomiao: 她也是很努力的人…
     
    @ 蚊子:小孩子家学什么dating,真是的…
     
    @ Monica: 我倒确实不需要,没那个意愿,呵呵。另:eBay挺好的么,: )
     
    @ Joanna: 原始美好的感觉?呵呵,恐怕是被骗了又骗的下场。
     
    @ 金土地:呵呵,干嘛那么说。

  12. 蚊子 June 4, 2007 at 12:41 am

    俗话说的好,dating教育要从娃娃抓起…
    另外,“有7总规,23大项,64小项,36戒,12秘诀”…这位K君不会就是这门课的instructor吧…
     

  13. Joanna June 4, 2007 at 2:54 am

    怎么会?要聪明地美好着!爱情这种东西如果掺杂了其他东西,那还叫爱情吗?叫生活或者社会或者起个其它别的名字好了。
    呵呵,个人意见,我对这个词的理解很狭隘 : )

  14. Annie June 4, 2007 at 3:23 am

    就是"Dating的学问博大精深,有7总规,23大项,64小项,36戒,12秘诀,可谓包罗万象不可胜道也".这个嘛。
    长见识了。。确实什么东西都是可以当作“学问”来研究的。
    做学问不问宽度,只求深度。

  15. miaomiao June 4, 2007 at 11:59 pm

    不过理论归理论,运用在实际上还是很难。所谓说的容易做做难啊。

  16. Demon June 5, 2007 at 10:42 am

     
    @ 蚊子:小平爷爷还有这指示?
     
    @ Joanna: 不过是看上去很美,: )
     
    @ Annie: 术业有专攻,这种东西我们普通人是领悟不了的。
     
    @ miaomiao: 呵呵,那这个课程应该安排一个course project…
     

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